1o14:

i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first

LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

tastefullyoffensive:

Comedian Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”.

tastefullyoffensive:

Comedian Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”.

(Fuente: kurtbraunohler)

thefrogman:

Lessons from a Dog by Patrick Moberg [website | tumblr | twitter]

[h/t: nevver]

the-potter-tardis:

the-summoner:

helloamitumblingyet:

thew0lfm0ther:

NO

YES

do you ever just stop and look at a post and realize that these are actual people, doing actual things in actual places,
like your neighbor could be in their house right now, putting panty hose on their dog or making a cosplay or dancing around in a horse mask to put on a website for other actual people in other actual places to enjoy,
think i just blew my own mind,

GOD DAMMIT. I AM 58361836% DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE.

the-potter-tardis:

the-summoner:

helloamitumblingyet:

thew0lfm0ther:

NO

YES

do you ever just stop and look at a post and realize that these are actual people, doing actual things in actual places,

like your neighbor could be in their house right now, putting panty hose on their dog or making a cosplay or dancing around in a horse mask to put on a website for other actual people in other actual places to enjoy,

think i just blew my own mind,

GOD DAMMIT. I AM 58361836% DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE.

auntiespaz:

Poor little guy looks like he’s saying

“You want me to leave? Okay…”

“You sure you want me to go? ‘cause I can stay…if you want…”

(Fuente: delusionaldragqueen)

teawithaview:

Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.

me watching a movie: omg that was a gif